Showery thoughts

 In the year 2036, humanity made its first alien contact. They called themselves a nation — a carbon-based one, genetically familiar, sharing over 60% of our DNA. But no one expected...  alien smart bananas. Our human-made artificial intelligence, emotionless by design, quickly calculated the optimal path forward. It ordered all farming systems worldwide to plant bananas. Meanwhile, in Egypt, the authoritarian high priest decided this occasion deserved a monument. He built a lighthouse in the shape of a banana. It was... bantastic. When the alien nation finally arrived, they demanded nothing but land. “Bananas are originally from Earth,” they declared. “We are home.” Global farming AIs, consulting game theory models, concluded the most balanced outcome: each nation would give a precise percentage of their territory to the alien bananas. The Egyptians, ever resourceful, tried to bribe them instead — with specially crafted banana-flavored shisha tobacco. The aliens were ...

Allright, Allright, Allright, let’s put an end to the ultimate debate: Do you pour the cereal first, or the milk? -Yup, that's the ultimate debate if you were confusingly wondering. As someone who is-not certificable-lazy, I tend to go for the easy -masked as efficient-decisions, and negativley giving in to the autopilot. One late night, and with half empty milk bottle in a hand, it hit me when I changed for milk first then cereal, in contrast to my cereal first then milk per my habit during the course of the milk bottle usage.  "Oh, it depends on the milk, then" I said to myself- holding the half empty milk in a hand that's questioning its own muscle memory.  I decided to delve deeper into this idea "what if I can turn this into an algorithm, a decision support chart, or even a comic" I say adding "chatGPT  to the rescue" –I didn't actually say that exactly so. " T is not too late to seek a newer world. Push off, and sitting well in order...